“Work from home,” my wife said. “You’ll be more productive,” she said. “No one will interrupt you,” she said! Posted on December 12, 2019December 12, 2019 by Lemur Read More
One of the alpacas on my school farm gave birth yesterday. Nugget the chicken is her godmother. Posted on December 6, 2019December 6, 2019 by Lemur Read More
The motivational speaker said: All you need to do is get on the treadmill DONE! Posted on December 6, 2019December 6, 2019 by Lemur Read More
When you check to see if your girlfriend is still pissed… Posted on December 6, 2019December 6, 2019 by Lemur Read More
My dog met a fish the other day at the vet Posted on December 6, 2019December 6, 2019 by Lemur Read More
Look, I’m a hooman. Get off da counter, don’t eat mai fud, dur dur dur dur Posted on December 6, 2019December 6, 2019 by Lemur Read More
I wish I knew what the hell is going on there. Posted on December 6, 2019December 6, 2019 by Lemur Read More
When the doctor takes x-ray of my heart Posted on December 6, 2019December 6, 2019 by Lemur Read More
When the bass drops and the catnip kicks in Posted on December 6, 2019December 7, 2019 by Lemur Read More