Crazy cat lady Halloween/Christmas decoration Posted on December 16, 2019December 16, 2019 by Lemur Read More
He said he’d make me a star. I won’t fall for that one next time! Posted on December 16, 2019December 16, 2019 by Lemur Read More
Christmas tree, oh Christmas tree. Your ornaments are history. Posted on December 16, 2019December 16, 2019 by Lemur Read More
“Work from home,” my wife said. “You’ll be more productive,” she said. “No one will interrupt you,” she said! Posted on December 12, 2019December 12, 2019 by Lemur Read More
One of the alpacas on my school farm gave birth yesterday. Nugget the chicken is her godmother. Posted on December 6, 2019December 6, 2019 by Lemur Read More
The motivational speaker said: All you need to do is get on the treadmill DONE! Posted on December 6, 2019December 6, 2019 by Lemur Read More
When you check to see if your girlfriend is still pissed… Posted on December 6, 2019December 6, 2019 by Lemur Read More
My dog met a fish the other day at the vet Posted on December 6, 2019December 6, 2019 by Lemur Read More
Look, I’m a hooman. Get off da counter, don’t eat mai fud, dur dur dur dur Posted on December 6, 2019December 6, 2019 by Lemur Read More