10 old me listening to jar of hearts pretending I was going through a tough breakup Posted on April 11, 2022April 11, 2022 by Lemur Read More
Because I’m happy Clap along if you feel like a room without a roof. Clap along if your dead cuz your ain’t bulletproof. Posted on April 11, 2022April 11, 2022 by Lemur Read More
0 days since I last ate a bird. Apparently I’m for sale Posted on April 11, 2022April 11, 2022 by Lemur Read More
My dog welcoming me from work. Best smile ever. Posted on April 11, 2022April 11, 2022 by Lemur Read More
When someone is crying and you don’t know what to do. You want water? Posted on April 11, 2022April 11, 2022 by Lemur Read More
First day as vet Me: What seems to be the problem Cat: Meow Me: Yes but where Posted on January 30, 2022January 30, 2022 by Lemur Read More
“She’s been screaming at these water droplets for 3 mins, get out of the shower you tiny moron.” Posted on January 30, 2022January 30, 2022 by Lemur Read More
I just took a DNA test, turns out I’m 100% Posted on January 30, 2022January 30, 2022 by Lemur Read More
Checking if the girlfriend is still mad… Yep. Posted on January 30, 2022January 30, 2022 by Lemur Read More