What did the alien say to the garden? Take me to your weeder. Posted on January 10, 2021January 10, 2021 by Lemur Read More
I just replaced the car litter with 99 packages of pop rocks. Now we wait… Posted on January 10, 2021January 10, 2021 by Lemur Read More
I don’t think my beauty sleep is working… Posted on January 10, 2021January 10, 2021 by Lemur Read More
I tried to see things your way. You’re still an idiot. Posted on January 10, 2021January 10, 2021 by Lemur Read More
Yes, I know I got hair on the couch. That’s why it’s called ‘fur’niture. Posted on January 10, 2021January 10, 2021 by Lemur Read More