My name is Atticus. I was in the ICU for 2 days but it turns out I was just constipated. Posted on November 4, 2021November 4, 2021 by Lemur Read More
When u get all comfy on the couch and realize the remote is across the room Posted on October 19, 2021October 19, 2021 by Lemur Read More
How you look when your friend is introducing you to someone new Posted on October 19, 2021 by Lemur Read More
When you don’t really need it but it’s buy one get one free and you don’t want to miss out on the amazing deal Posted on October 19, 2021October 19, 2021 by Lemur Read More
When you sneeze 3 times in a row and they say “shut the fuck up” instead of “bless you” Posted on October 19, 2021October 19, 2021 by Lemur Read More
“What’s your ideal working environment?” me Posted on October 19, 2021October 19, 2021 by Lemur Read More
Me: ugh I look like shit Friend: omg stop it! you look hot! Me: Posted on October 19, 2021October 19, 2021 by Lemur Read More
Me: *Messes up in Latin class* The demon I just summoned: Posted on October 19, 2021October 19, 2021 by Lemur Read More
That face that you make when you have no idea what you’re doing but you’re kinda killing it Posted on September 13, 2021September 13, 2021 by Lemur Read More
99% sure this is what my future is going to be like Posted on September 13, 2021September 13, 2021 by Lemur Read More
Got a dog to guard the house but then… Posted on September 13, 2021September 13, 2021 by Lemur Read More