– Coronavirus: *exist* – Everyone: oh, it is in China it is too far away to get me. Posted on April 11, 2020April 11, 2020 by Lemur Coronavirus a month later: I like to move it move it.... Read More
Boss, I need a raise. My wife had nine children yesterday. Posted on April 10, 2020April 10, 2020 by Lemur Read More
Some cats bring their human birds and mice… Oliver brings me teabags Posted on April 10, 2020April 10, 2020 by Lemur Read More
The therapy dog after I share all my problems Posted on April 10, 2020April 10, 2020 by Lemur Read More
I found a picture of three dogs that pretty much describes what its like to be in the car when my Dad refuses to stop and ask for directions when we’re lost. Mom. Dad. Me. Posted on April 10, 2020April 10, 2020 by Lemur Read More
They told me I could be whatever I wanted to be. So, I became an Oreo Posted on April 10, 2020April 10, 2020 by Lemur Read More
The new blanket my wife got for our couch is kinda freaking me out… Posted on April 10, 2020April 10, 2020 by Lemur Read More
When you smell someone making popcorn at night without you Posted on April 10, 2020April 10, 2020 by Lemur Read More
Girlfriend woke her ferret up by coming into the room loudly and was greeted with these absolute daggers Posted on April 10, 2020April 10, 2020 by Lemur Read More