A pigeon got into our house today. My cat Troy has a different method of hunting. Posted on January 4, 2020January 4, 2020 by Lemur Read More
Happiness is surveying your kingdom while being held by a peasant Posted on January 4, 2020January 4, 2020 by Lemur Read More
They said I could be anything. So, I became a penguin. Posted on January 4, 2020January 4, 2020 by Lemur Read More
We’re from Bacon Appreciation Committee. We’d like some bacon to appreciate please. Posted on January 4, 2020January 4, 2020 by Lemur Read More
Well was looking for a forever home for this stray kitten but the other cat has spoken Posted on January 4, 2020January 4, 2020 by Lemur Read More
In the jungle, I use leaves to wipe my ass… Posted on January 4, 2020January 4, 2020 by Lemur Read More
– Hi, dog! What’s up? – I’ve met Susan, your human, and she told me good boy Posted on January 4, 2020January 4, 2020 by Lemur Read More
Guess who found your antidepressant pills! Posted on January 2, 2020January 2, 2020 by Lemur Read More