I was just trying to feed my dog. I dropped all her dog food. She hates me now. Posted on December 26, 2021 by Lemur Read More
Today I will live in the moment unless the moment become unpleasant, in which case I’ll take a nap Posted on December 26, 2021December 26, 2021 by Lemur Read More
Person: A weighted blanket will help your anxiety Me: Posted on December 26, 2021December 26, 2021 by Lemur Read More
I took a picture, my cat sneezed. I don’t regret it. Posted on December 26, 2021December 26, 2021 by Lemur Read More
Me in class not retaining anything the professor is teaching Posted on December 12, 2021December 12, 2021 by Lemur Read More
When your mom forces you to speak to your relatives Posted on December 12, 2021December 12, 2021 by Lemur Read More
Humans: *eat food to survive* Plants: Posted on December 12, 2021December 12, 2021 by Lemur Read More
Cat for sale. Still in it’s original packaging. Mint condition. Posted on December 12, 2021December 12, 2021 by Lemur Read More
He ate a pot brownie. He ate so much. He only weights 2 pounds. Posted on December 12, 2021 by Lemur Read More