Awesome Litter Robot

One of the alpacas on my school farm gave birth yesterday. Nugget the chicken is her godmother.

The motivational speaker said: All you need to do is get on the treadmill DONE!

When you check to see if your girlfriend is still pissed…

My dog met a fish the other day at the vet

Look, I’m a hooman. Get off da counter, don’t eat mai fud, dur dur dur dur

Luke… Join the dork side

I wish I knew what the hell is going on there.

When the doctor takes x-ray of my heart

When the bass drops and the catnip kicks in

1st rule of gardening: dig everything.

When your soul is dark and evil, and they ask you to smile.

She brought all her toys over the mirror doggy could play with them…

I don’t think my cat loves my dogs as much as they love him

We were right, Carl. Humans don’t land on their feet.

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Awesome Litter Robot

One of the alpacas on my school farm gave birth yesterday. Nugget the chicken is her godmother.

The motivational speaker said: All you need to do is get on the treadmill DONE!

When you check to see if your girlfriend is still pissed…

My dog met a fish the other day at the vet

Look, I’m a hooman. Get off da counter, don’t eat mai fud, dur dur dur dur

Luke… Join the dork side

I wish I knew what the hell is going on there.

When the doctor takes x-ray of my heart

When the bass drops and the catnip kicks in

1st rule of gardening: dig everything.

When your soul is dark and evil, and they ask you to smile.

She brought all her toys over the mirror doggy could play with them…

I don’t think my cat loves my dogs as much as they love him

We were right, Carl. Humans don’t land on their feet.